Rynn: So tired
So tired. Long writing class. Long day at work. Need vacation. Sleep will have to fill in until then.
Nite
*snore*
Rynn: Breakfast Diaries
Here’s my breakfast diary from the past week. Not as scintillating and titillating as some diaries but…you can’t please everybody!
July 1
Breakfast: One overripe banana sporting an oh so fashionable leopard print coat has been shoved into my mouth. I ate it with such speed that I can’t remember what it tasted like. Frankly, in my OH-MY-GOD-I’M LATE-FOR-WORK frenzy I wouldn’t have noticed if it had tasted like ferret.
July 2
Hot coffee and 2% milk stamped with an expiration date from two weeks ago today. Here’s to living dangerously.
July 3
Same hot coffee and 2% milk as yesterday. Only today it’s expiration date reads from two weeks and 24 hours ago. I am such a rebel.
July 4
I woke up at noon. Forget breakfast, where’s lunch?
July 5
Breakfast of champions equals the leftover crumbs of barbecue, cheese, and salt and vinegar potato chips from your friend’s Independence Day celebration. And a beer.
July 6
1 Corona Lite with chorizo, eggs, and yummy tortillas.
July 7
I ate so much over the holiday I am abstaining from breakfast this fine morning. I’ll probably avoid food altogether now that I think of it.
